Time for some laffs.. from the archives – Quickies, Parking problems and Book Titles.

If you don’t laugh, sometimes you will cry! 😉 ❤
Peace, love & laughter,
Sherrie Miranda’s historically based, coming of age, Adventure novel “Secrets & Lies in El Salvador” is about an American girl in war-torn El Salvador:
Her husband made a video for her novel. He wrote the song too. You can go to the Home page of her blog to watch it:
Or you can see it on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P11Ch5chkAc 😉

Smorgasbord - Variety is the spice of life

Here are the quickies…

On an old maid’s tombstone:
‘Who said you can’t take it with you?’

My wife does bird imitations: She watches me like a hawk.

What’s the difference between a canary with two wings and a canary with one?
A difference of a pinion.

Man cannot live on bread alone… He needs a bit of crumpet!

Acupuncture fees in China are so cheap it is called pin money.

In court last week a clairvoyant sued for divorce on the grounds of her husband’s adultery next week.

‘Have you ever been cross-examined before?
‘Yes your honour, I’m a married man.

‘Guilty. Ten days or two hundred dollars.’
‘I’ll take the two hundred dollars, thanks Judge.’

Did you hear about the butcher’s boy who sat on the bacon slicer?
He got a little behind in his deliveries.

‘Knock, knock.’
‘Who’s there?’
‘A little old lady.’
‘A little lady who?’

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